These are fantastic. Your little IM blinkie goes off and you rush to answer it, only to see it's your boring friend who is bored at work, and feels the urgent need to tell you. You ignore him, as always, until another blinkie goes off. It's your other friend, who misses his girlfriend/boyfriend and also feels the need to express themselves to you. This is particularly lame if you are single. (thanks Ash and Andrew, without whom this Lame Off couldn't have existed)   CLICK THE LAMER !