This one is neck and neck. Amped on caffeine and brainwashed to follow the "culture", hyper-cheerful and smiley Starbucks baristas are a force to be reckoned with at 8am when you just want a vente latte (more on that later). McDonalds offers up the opposite end of the spectrum - surely, sullen teens who barely recognize your existence.   CLICK THE LAMER !